In a town rotten with corruption .....where truth, liberty, justice and integrity are in jeopardy....two young heroes fight to protect the American way.

Two starving college students struggle to scrape by.
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Sooo I mean, I didn't need the prompting I just got to do this, but I did. So, y'know, little Red, you should just hold still for oooonnne second. ;D *Cascavel totally steals a chance in the middle of a fight to lay a nice ol' good kiss on Red Spark. There may or may not have been tongue. He flees during the confusion afterward* ((Oh god, this is from a 'send an ask' meme and we all agreed it's all non-canon so don't worry about this having lasting affects? <333 ))
cloakanddaggergreen

wha

did that really just

…that fucking queer. COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT

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Oh gosh. Oh gosh, you want to be friends with little ol' me? Hahha, I can't believe this! Um yes! Please! Gosh, I'm probably sounding like a dumb lil' airhead, huh? Um, but it's a pleasure to meet you both, so so much and I'd be honored to fight alongside you! *shy little smile - and is that a blush? dear god, it is*
supersunglowy

Yeah, well, I don’t see why we wouldn’t be friends! We’re on the same side, after all!

It’s very nice to meet you too, Solis!

Tagged as: #supersunglowy 
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((Jay shooosh its okay you know the best way to get him to listen is to threaten his curls like just hold a curl hostage and tell him to behave in this manner or else))
somethingexskylent

((lmao oh okay))

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((Even when he demands cookies and throws fits and sometimes maybe even sucks his thumb or pull on his own curls in frustration and says how he wants to be pretty because people like pretty people and pretend to be a magical girl))
somethingexskylent

((omfg sky you’re going to ruin him RUIN HIM I SAY

he’s going to die of frustration and weep to himself like ‘dear god am i really related to this imbecile…………….’ EVEN THOUGH IT’S PROBABLY A DISTANT RELATION

but sky MUST become a man jay couldn’t have it any other way HE’D SHIP HIM OFF TO THE NAVY IF HE NEEDED TO HE IS SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS))

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(( We must persuade her to allow us to take the boy on a manly fathers to son camping trip. We will the proceed to set up trials for the boy, toughening him up in the process. ))
askpossessiveplatinum

((I quite like the way you think, old sport. I suggest we put him through rigorous training.))

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((STILL WANT TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF SKY, JAY?))
somethingexskylent

((……………………………

…………………………

…………….YES.

HE’S STILL A BLUE AND JAY CAN’T LET HIM MUCK UP THEIR GOOD NAME

SKY MUST BECOME

A GENTLEMAN))

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((sfjaslfja he'd wear the priceless masks and run around and go MISTER JAY I AM A SUPER HERO WOOOSH And jump on the couches and destroy things in his excitement and okay but if you get annoyed tell me purr cuddle*
somethingexskylent

((OMFG NO…………THAT’S IT IT’S OFFICIAL, SKY WILL BE THE DEATH OF JAY GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD))

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(( Jay my good sir, our son is 21 years of age. OUT WITH HIM I SAY. A man needs to know what it's like to survive on his own. ))
askpossessiveplatinum

((I concur! It is well past time that he leave the nest.

….But I am afraid our Miss Lady would not be in agreement with us. She is overly fond of the fellow, I fear.))

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((Oh my fucking god I love Jay I love Jay I need to hug him forever akfjalsdkfaj TUNISIA fuck I feel like Jay being around Sky would just be one big session of "The fuck is this? ... The fuck is that?" and like "This kid is not eighteen oh my god are you serious" Okay I'm so done spamming you with Sky stuff I feel bad goes to hide in corner lsdkfjalsfdj))
somethingexskylent

((‘i have been to many places. i have met many people. but not once have i encountered a child as bizarre as this one’

and jay’s got all these crazy mementos from all over the world and he has to tell sky not to touch them like a MILLION TIMES A DAY JESUS DICKS IS THIS KID FOR REAL…………..

nooo don’t feel bad it’s okay i don’t mind…………./pets soothingly))

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((He wants to paint on the walls he cries and says you're the worst daddy ever and his 21 year old self proceeds to have a hissy fit on the kitchen floor))
somethingexskylent

((that is not acceptable behavior for a blue. he will receive a stern talking to and then will be sent to his room without supper.

jay will not stand for such frivolous behavior from a 21 year old no matter how kawaii he is i mean really. when jay was that age he was on a motherfucking boat beating up on tunisians in the mediterranean or whatever))

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